JOHN MCCAIN IS A BAD BIGOT

Well, Havurim....your BAD RABBI has been away for a long time. She got tired of making fun of Mary Kay Cosmetics and comparing Mary Kay, herself, to the late esteemed and adored Rebbe. Though it was fun, there are more important things to do.

BAD RABBI watched the Presidential debate Friday night...on Shabbos!...and came away fuming at the conduct of that supposed man of honor, John McCain. He is not a man of honor. He is a now uncloseted bigot. He insulted, patronized and did everything but call Senator Obama "BOY". Those of us not in the mainstream understand the understated prejudice we perceive. Like pornography, we can't tell you what it is but we know it when we see it. Your BAD RABBI saw it Friday night and didn't like it.

Senator Barack Obama is at his core a gentleman and BAD RABBI finds this rather troublesome because she was hoping that the Democratic Presidential candidate would jump over his lectern and strangle the Republican bedbug. Obama has got to get over his equanimity and denounce the insults he endured from the Republican bedbug.

I'll bet the bedbug wasn't such a snarling, sniveling junkyard dog to his North Vietnamese captors. Why is he such a hero. Is he any more a hero than BAD RABBI'S Holocaust survivor parents. Did he await certain death for the crime of his very being? He lost his own plane and got captured in war. Happens to the best of folks. BAD RABBI is old enough to remember the late and elegant John F. Kennedy who remarked...when some tried to use his WWII injuries and heroism for political advantage...that his heroism was purely accidental...they shot the boat out from under him. Republican bedbug McCain would do well to emulate the late President's humility and shut up.

BAR RABBI has more to say. So keep in touch

Well, Havurim, we noshed and we fressed over the Thanksgiving holiday and now it's time to get back to work. Our new friend, MARY KAY VOICES, has visited and your good bad Rabbi wants to recommend her blog

WWW.MARYKAYVOICES.WORDPRESS.COM

There is a problem, Havurim. There seems to be a case of dueling Moshiachs and your good bad Rabbi is in a turmoil.

MOSHIACH #1 (above left) is the Lubavitcher Rebbe Menahem Mendel Schneeson.

MOSHIACH #2 (abve right) is Mary Kay Ash.

MOSHIACH #1: Rejuvenated and saved a languishing Jewish movement dedicated to TORAH and knowledge and the future of the Jewish people. Started charities and outreach movement dedicated to resurrecting Jewish faith and commitment. He converted secular Jewry to religous observance and taught love, knowledge and wisdom. The Rebbe Schneerson stood for the pearls of wisdom to be gleaned from TORAH and Commentary and dedicated himself to increasing learning and higher knowledge for all. The Rebbe Schneerson amassed an army of followers in distinctive uniform representing Chabad and all that it stands for: Hats and beards.

MOSCHIACH#2: Started a MULTI LEVEL MARKETING PYRAMID style company that induces women to buy product inventory for possible, but not definite, future resale and to recruit other women to join the plan and buy product inventory and in turn recruit new inventory buyers...all without ever having to resell at retail the original product inventory. Mary Kay Ash stood for cars and homes and vulgar jewels and encouraged her followers to meditate on the joys of filthy lucre and to induce others to join this life of materialism and pursuit of money and things. Mary Kay Ash has amassed an army in distictive uniforms representing Mary Kay and all that she stands for: Crotch grabbing for photographs.

Mary Kay Ash had at least five husbands; the Rebbe Schneerson married once and stay married until his Rebbetzin died.

Your good bad Rabbi hopes you forgive his ineptness as he tries to upload this post with photographs. Eventually he will figure this out while he contemplates who is the authentic MOSHIACH sent to lead us all to a better life.

BADRABBI.COM is proud to offer all readers their choice for personal MOSHIACH. Determine your personal motivaton and creed and pledge your allegiance to the MOSHIACH of your choice:

THE GOOD REBBE OR THE BAD REBBETZIN.

It's enough to make a rabbi eat a bacon cheeseburger with a side of sweet an sour shrimp on Shabbos, Havurim. Your good bad rabbi is trying to understand why any rebbetzin would pose for photographs that could get into the hands of someone like your good bad rabbi. Bad rabbi's childhood was one of constantly being accused of having no respect for anyone or anything. It was meant to be an aspersion, but young bad rabbi always took it as a compliment.

As bad rabbi comtemplates the nature of all things temporal on Shabbos, it behooves your bad rabbi to get as many laughs as possible.
Please consider this bad rabbi's Shabbos treat for you: A MOVIE

LISA HALL has interviewed GOD

Oh...does your good bad rabbi have special treats this Shabbos. He introduces you to the lovely and talented rebbetzin LISA HALL. Who does LISA HALL think she is? She thinks she is a MATRIARCH. Like..do we need any more MATRIARCHS. Are we to follow the ETHICS of SARAH and RACHEL and REBECCA and LEAH...and now LISA HALL? Personally, your bad rabbi thinks we are good with the original fab four MATRIARCHS. Does LISA look Jewish to you? LISA HALL has intervewed GOD for us...like she is MOSES or something. LISA HALL sort of looks like MOSES, but bad rabbi doesn't think she's MOSES...unless he is a secret crossdresser...which bad rabbi hasn't heard about in Bar Mitzvah class. Now if LISA HALL is not a cross dressing MOSES but is really a MATRIARCH, what are the ETHICS this MATRIARCH teaches us to follow? The selling of cheap skin cream and sticky lipgloss and the golden opportunity to work for her selling cheap face cream and sticky lipgloss. Being Jewish is so much fun I can understand why LISA HALL wants in. We are all about cheap face cream and sticky lipgloss...NOT. She is a sister to the lovely TUSHY REBBETZINS and the lovely CROTCHIE REBBETZINS. Are they our MATRIARCHS too? If bad rabbi's analog ineptness did not properly upload LISA HALL'S interview with God http://www.unitnet.com/lisahall/ (scroll down) above, then go to www.theinterviewwithgod.com and watch the lovely LISA HALL try to fool God into thinking she is one of us.

OH BOY...HAVURIM...NEW BAD REBBETZINS FOR US ALL. THEY CLAIM TO BE FOLLOWERS OF THAT GOOD RABBI, JESUS....BUT DO YOU THINK THE GOOD RABBI IS FLATTERED BY THIS ADORATION? LET'S VOTE: WHO DOES GOOD RABBI JESUS LOVE MORE? THE TUSHY REBBETZINS? OR THE CROTCHIE REBBETZINS?

Election night was a blast, huh Havurim and BAD RABBI.COM is bursting with nachas. Still no word as we post on that very BAD RABBI George Allen or the stupid BAD RABBI Conrad Burns. BUT BIG BAD RABBI DONALD RUMSFELD HAS RESIGNED FROM HIS CHAIR AS HEAD BAD RABBI OF THE DEFENSE DEPARTMENT. Mazel Tov to all of us.

Shalom everyone! Remember our tushy BAD REBBETZINS from yesterday? They're back along with the head TUSHYMASTER from the Mary Kay Corporation. That's right...our BAD RABBI of the DAY, Darrell Overcash.

The lovely and talented Darrell Overcash is in charge of getting BAD REBBETZINS, who technically don't work for him, to pose in such an elegant manner in order to get people like you and me to sign up and become BAD REBBETZINS or BAD RABBIS. If you'd like to know more about the BAD RABBI program at the Mary Kay Corporation, hit the link to PINKTRUTH.COM and find out how to work too much for too little money while enriching the tushy rebbetzins. Remember, all it takes to make the TUSHYMASTER Darrell Overcash more wealthy is a simple $100.00 investment to start on your way to his wealth and your penury.

Shalom Havurim. BAD RABBI.COM has a special treat for you tonight. Four tushies...that's right four...count them...four tushies! But why are these tushies different from all others? Because these tushies belong to some big macher ladies in the Mary Kay organization. What!? No pink suits? No vulgar jewels? No big hair? Just butts with "but!' on them. Who are they? These are some BAD REBBETZINS. They seduce unsuspecting women into joining their makeup team and then aggressively influence them to stock large inventory of Mary Kay drek so that the BAD REBBETZINS can make commission on what the new little rebbetzins purchase. What happens when the lower subordinates can't sell the drek they bought to increase the BAD REBBETZINS' commissions? Nothing! They are just told to order drek before deadline to make the team look good and to keep the BAD REBBETZINS in their pink cadillacs. If you want to find out more about how MARY KAY, Inc., operates, click into PINKTRUTH on the links on this page and find out about what the BAD REBBETZINS do.

Coming up later: More on that BAD RABBI Ted Haggard and some delightful tidbits on BAD RABBI Dick Cheney that are especially delicious.