Shalom Havurim. BAD RABBI.COM has a special treat for you tonight. Four tushies...that's right four...count them...four tushies! But why are these tushies different from all others? Because these tushies belong to some big macher ladies in the Mary Kay organization. What!? No pink suits? No vulgar jewels? No big hair? Just butts with "but!' on them. Who are they? These are some BAD REBBETZINS. They seduce unsuspecting women into joining their makeup team and then aggressively influence them to stock large inventory of Mary Kay drek so that the BAD REBBETZINS can make commission on what the new little rebbetzins purchase. What happens when the lower subordinates can't sell the drek they bought to increase the BAD REBBETZINS' commissions? Nothing! They are just told to order drek before deadline to make the team look good and to keep the BAD REBBETZINS in their pink cadillacs. If you want to find out more about how MARY KAY, Inc., operates, click into PINKTRUTH on the links on this page and find out about what the BAD REBBETZINS do.

Coming up later: More on that BAD RABBI Ted Haggard and some delightful tidbits on BAD RABBI Dick Cheney that are especially delicious.