Shalom friends! BADRABBI.COM is here to report on a positively hilarious Bad Rabbi. His Name is Ted Haggard and he was President of
the National Association of Evangelicals. This Bad Rabbi spent every Monday at the White House with the President of the United States. This past week, after he left our President, Pastor Laggard went for a rendezvous with his male lover, who was also his supplier of crystal meth. Now, to be fair to the good Pastor who is a very Bad Rabbi, he claims he was not seeing his boyfriend for nookie....just massages. BADRABBI.COM is seething with delight over this development in clerical malfeasance.
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posted by BAD RABBI at 6:26 PM
2 Comments:
Oh, I'm experiencing the most intense schadenfreude ever over this.
1. Self-righteous Twit lectures about the evils of innocent people falling victim to The Gay.
2. Said Twit has drug-fueled gay sex (sure, he 'just got a massage'. And I'm Margaret Thatcher.) with a, er, 'gentleman of the evening' whose ad said Twit saw in magazine.
3. Gentleman of the evening figures out who Twit is, takes offense at his stance on The Gay and decides to out Twit.
You know what that is? That's Karma, baby.
Suck it, Ted... Suck it hard.
We know you already know how.
Shalom, Peggy. Thank you for the comments. I was going to elabotate on the lovely and charmng Ted Haggard today and you beat me to it. If you have any more local complaints to get off your chest, your BAD RABBI.COM is here for you.
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