Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Shalom everyone. Your good bad rabbi is here to listen to your complaints. Maybe you have no complaints and just want to read others' complaints. Let Bad Rabbi direct you to PINKTRUTH.COM, the site formerly known as MARY KAY SUCKS. Now that company has some
really bad rabbis. So bad, they are not even Jewish. While our bad rabbis are child molesters in front of G-D and everyone on the TV
news or wife murderers being tried live on Court
TV, the Mary Kay bad rabbis will seduce you with promises of Nova Scotia lox every morning in your fabulous mini mansion in the best part of town. You will drive to Saks in your pearl pink Cadillac and wear only the most vulgar jewels on Shabbos. NOT!!!! You will work like a dog while the maid raises your children and your husband runs off with the entire Sisterhood. Your director will force you into the most unstylish schmatas and claim you are reflecting the Mary Kay spirit while you, yourself, entice others into this life of inferior makeup at superior prices. When you are through over at PINKTRUTH.COM come back here and let me know how horrible your rabbi is. BAD RABBI.COM is here to comfort you and let you know that there more bad rabbis out there than you think.

Monday, October 30, 2006

BAD RABBI.COM IS HERE FOR YOU. YOUR RABBI MAY NOT BE A PERVERSE CHILD MOLESTER, BUT MAY STILL BE HYPOCRITICAL AND DISHONEST. ARE THERE CERTAIN RULES FOR SOME CONGREGANTS AND NOT FOR OTHERS? WHEN YOU NEEDED CLERICAL ASSISTANCE DID YOUR RABBI REFUSE TO HELP OUT IN YOUR TIME OF NEED? DOES YOUR RABBI PLAY FAVORITES AMONG THE FLOCK? BAD RABBI.COM IS YOUR SPACE TO VENT YOUR COMPLAINTS ABOUT WHATEVER ANNOYS YOU OR ANGERS YOU ABOUT YOUR RABBI. AT BAD RABBI.COM WE UNDERSTAND HOW YOU FEEL. FEEL FREE TO WRITE US AND COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR VERY OWN BAD RABBI.
BAD RABBI IS HERE TO ACCEPT YOUR COMPLAINTS ABOUT YOUR OWN BAD RABBI>