It's enough to make a rabbi eat a bacon cheeseburger with a side of sweet an sour shrimp on Shabbos, Havurim. Your good bad rabbi is trying to understand why any rebbetzin would pose for photographs that could get into the hands of someone like your good bad rabbi. Bad rabbi's childhood was one of constantly being accused of having no respect for anyone or anything. It was meant to be an aspersion, but young bad rabbi always took it as a compliment.

As bad rabbi comtemplates the nature of all things temporal on Shabbos, it behooves your bad rabbi to get as many laughs as possible.
Please consider this bad rabbi's Shabbos treat for you: A MOVIE

LISA HALL has interviewed GOD

Oh...does your good bad rabbi have special treats this Shabbos. He introduces you to the lovely and talented rebbetzin LISA HALL. Who does LISA HALL think she is? She thinks she is a MATRIARCH. Like..do we need any more MATRIARCHS. Are we to follow the ETHICS of SARAH and RACHEL and REBECCA and LEAH...and now LISA HALL? Personally, your bad rabbi thinks we are good with the original fab four MATRIARCHS. Does LISA look Jewish to you? LISA HALL has intervewed GOD for us...like she is MOSES or something. LISA HALL sort of looks like MOSES, but bad rabbi doesn't think she's MOSES...unless he is a secret crossdresser...which bad rabbi hasn't heard about in Bar Mitzvah class. Now if LISA HALL is not a cross dressing MOSES but is really a MATRIARCH, what are the ETHICS this MATRIARCH teaches us to follow? The selling of cheap skin cream and sticky lipgloss and the golden opportunity to work for her selling cheap face cream and sticky lipgloss. Being Jewish is so much fun I can understand why LISA HALL wants in. We are all about cheap face cream and sticky lipgloss...NOT. She is a sister to the lovely TUSHY REBBETZINS and the lovely CROTCHIE REBBETZINS. Are they our MATRIARCHS too? If bad rabbi's analog ineptness did not properly upload LISA HALL'S interview with God http://www.unitnet.com/lisahall/ (scroll down) above, then go to www.theinterviewwithgod.com and watch the lovely LISA HALL try to fool God into thinking she is one of us.