It's enough to make a rabbi eat a bacon cheeseburger with a side of sweet an sour shrimp on Shabbos, Havurim. Your good bad rabbi is trying to understand why any rebbetzin would pose for photographs that could get into the hands of someone like your good bad rabbi. Bad rabbi's childhood was one of constantly being accused of having no respect for anyone or anything. It was meant to be an aspersion, but young bad rabbi always took it as a compliment.

As bad rabbi comtemplates the nature of all things temporal on Shabbos, it behooves your bad rabbi to get as many laughs as possible.
Please consider this bad rabbi's Shabbos treat for you: A MOVIE

LISA HALL has interviewed GOD

Oh...does your good bad rabbi have special treats this Shabbos. He introduces you to the lovely and talented rebbetzin LISA HALL. Who does LISA HALL think she is? She thinks she is a MATRIARCH. Like..do we need any more MATRIARCHS. Are we to follow the ETHICS of SARAH and RACHEL and REBECCA and LEAH...and now LISA HALL? Personally, your bad rabbi thinks we are good with the original fab four MATRIARCHS. Does LISA look Jewish to you? LISA HALL has intervewed GOD for us...like she is MOSES or something. LISA HALL sort of looks like MOSES, but bad rabbi doesn't think she's MOSES...unless he is a secret crossdresser...which bad rabbi hasn't heard about in Bar Mitzvah class. Now if LISA HALL is not a cross dressing MOSES but is really a MATRIARCH, what are the ETHICS this MATRIARCH teaches us to follow? The selling of cheap skin cream and sticky lipgloss and the golden opportunity to work for her selling cheap face cream and sticky lipgloss. Being Jewish is so much fun I can understand why LISA HALL wants in. We are all about cheap face cream and sticky lipgloss...NOT. She is a sister to the lovely TUSHY REBBETZINS and the lovely CROTCHIE REBBETZINS. Are they our MATRIARCHS too? If bad rabbi's analog ineptness did not properly upload LISA HALL'S interview with God http://www.unitnet.com/lisahall/ (scroll down) above, then go to www.theinterviewwithgod.com and watch the lovely LISA HALL try to fool God into thinking she is one of us.

OH BOY...HAVURIM...NEW BAD REBBETZINS FOR US ALL. THEY CLAIM TO BE FOLLOWERS OF THAT GOOD RABBI, JESUS....BUT DO YOU THINK THE GOOD RABBI IS FLATTERED BY THIS ADORATION? LET'S VOTE: WHO DOES GOOD RABBI JESUS LOVE MORE? THE TUSHY REBBETZINS? OR THE CROTCHIE REBBETZINS?

Election night was a blast, huh Havurim and BAD RABBI.COM is bursting with nachas. Still no word as we post on that very BAD RABBI George Allen or the stupid BAD RABBI Conrad Burns. BUT BIG BAD RABBI DONALD RUMSFELD HAS RESIGNED FROM HIS CHAIR AS HEAD BAD RABBI OF THE DEFENSE DEPARTMENT. Mazel Tov to all of us.

Shalom everyone! Remember our tushy BAD REBBETZINS from yesterday? They're back along with the head TUSHYMASTER from the Mary Kay Corporation. That's right...our BAD RABBI of the DAY, Darrell Overcash.

The lovely and talented Darrell Overcash is in charge of getting BAD REBBETZINS, who technically don't work for him, to pose in such an elegant manner in order to get people like you and me to sign up and become BAD REBBETZINS or BAD RABBIS. If you'd like to know more about the BAD RABBI program at the Mary Kay Corporation, hit the link to PINKTRUTH.COM and find out how to work too much for too little money while enriching the tushy rebbetzins. Remember, all it takes to make the TUSHYMASTER Darrell Overcash more wealthy is a simple $100.00 investment to start on your way to his wealth and your penury.

Shalom Havurim. BAD RABBI.COM has a special treat for you tonight. Four tushies...that's right four...count them...four tushies! But why are these tushies different from all others? Because these tushies belong to some big macher ladies in the Mary Kay organization. What!? No pink suits? No vulgar jewels? No big hair? Just butts with "but!' on them. Who are they? These are some BAD REBBETZINS. They seduce unsuspecting women into joining their makeup team and then aggressively influence them to stock large inventory of Mary Kay drek so that the BAD REBBETZINS can make commission on what the new little rebbetzins purchase. What happens when the lower subordinates can't sell the drek they bought to increase the BAD REBBETZINS' commissions? Nothing! They are just told to order drek before deadline to make the team look good and to keep the BAD REBBETZINS in their pink cadillacs. If you want to find out more about how MARY KAY, Inc., operates, click into PINKTRUTH on the links on this page and find out about what the BAD REBBETZINS do.

Coming up later: More on that BAD RABBI Ted Haggard and some delightful tidbits on BAD RABBI Dick Cheney that are especially delicious.

Shalom friends! BADRABBI.COM is here to report on a positively hilarious Bad Rabbi. His Name is Ted Haggard and he was President of

the National Association of Evangelicals. This Bad Rabbi spent every Monday at the White House with the President of the United States. This past week, after he left our President, Pastor Laggard went for a rendezvous with his male lover, who was also his supplier of crystal meth. Now, to be fair to the good Pastor who is a very Bad Rabbi, he claims he was not seeing his boyfriend for nookie....just massages. BADRABBI.COM is seething with delight over this development in clerical malfeasance.